AN INCOMPLETE LIST OF EVERY OPPORTUNITY I’VE HAD TO MAKE A WISH (pt. 1)

⬜ When eating the final pickle from the jar of pickles

⬜ When I snap a shoelace getting ready to leave

⬜ When the spool of thread empties unexpectedly

⬜ When the ignition clicks and the check engine light flickers

⬜ When someone honks at the driver who cut me off

⬜ When I find a spot on the ninth time up and down the parking aisle

⬜ When the front wheel on the cart locks up (no limit per cart use)

⬜ When the receipt paper runs out mid print at the grocery store

⬜ When I pop an airtight seal on a fresh jar of pickles